snowstorms-and-oceans:

allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

i snorted

I love this man

(Source: notyoda)

"You punish yourself for being yourself."
— My counsellor. (via splitterherzen)

(Source: chaosbreedsgeniuses)

mandopony:

rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

I want this to be a whole movie.

(Source: nillyandthefunkybunch)

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

"Nobody has ever left me just once. They always come back to see how their absence dulled the vibrance in my eyes before disappearing again."
— (trm) returning (via acutelesbian)
mizvett:

brannerdoodles:

accras:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

Black Lace Gown2014

This dress, please.

Gorgeous

Wow. The power I could wield in this dress.
mizvett:

brannerdoodles:

accras:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

Black Lace Gown2014

This dress, please.

Gorgeous

Wow. The power I could wield in this dress.

mizvett:

brannerdoodles:

accras:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

Black Lace Gown
2014

This dress, please.

Gorgeous

Wow. The power I could wield in this dress.

itstherealjay:

carryonmy-assbutt:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

YOU GO GIRLS!!!

Yo I used to watch my ex do this stuff all the time. One of the coolest things I saw in high school honestly

durnesque-esque:

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

BECAUSE CLASSICAL ALLUSIONS 

For those of you who don’t know your Greek mythology, Cassandra was the daughter of the King and Queen of Troy. Apollo tried to get in her pants by giving her the gift of prophecy and took nice guy douche-bagging to a godly level by cursing her when she turned him down. 

The curse? That she would never be believed. 

So all of Cassandra’s warnings to the people of Troy fell on deaf ears. 

And in case you don’t remember, Trelawny mentions that her great-great-grandmother’s name was … you guessed it… “Cassandra” 

voidbat:

bucky-oh-bucky:

whatsbetterthanfantasy:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

this was so cute it made me pick up and snuggle my cat.

(Source: oddhour)

kili-fili-and-frilly:

And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

(Source: goslinger)

yoru-kage:

femurscourage:

toratiger:

wesley-crusher:

deepspacednine:

likeafieldmouse:

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

image

The Screenshot (2014)

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Comment on the Unnecessary Comment (2014)

Anonymous Asked
Questionwhy r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper Answer

christel-thoughts:

christel-thoughts:

gardenlouis:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER

reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?

lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more

(Source: artfucker1996)

idontlikeyourcat:

heavenandhellcastiel:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

heavenandhellcastiel:

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lol look they finally found god. 

THEY FINALLY FOUND GOD

That was the most brilliant Supernatural takeover I’ve seen in a while.

(Source: jaclynnicolee)

  • dean: sigh
  • cas: what's wrong
  • cas: are you okay
  • cas: do you want me to kill someone for you
  • cas: I'll kill someone for you
  • cas: baby